May 2013
Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
“Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from...”
– Earl Gray Stevens (via paolama)
Life Through Hazel Eyes: wolfchildwaterchild:... →
wolfchildwaterchild:
jackaldope:
here are some cool facts for you
it has been proven time and again in study after study that there is no correlation between mental illness and violent behavior, except in that mentally ill people are more likely to have substance abuse problems…
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
thealbinoweave:
do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
saturnsorbit:
I used to be a big J. Cole fan, but he started sleeping on himself, and then I started sleeping on him, and then I just never woke up.
Yes this but with Drake, and he needs to kiss me awake like Sleeping Beauty and make me believe again, I’m bout half last tied of his commercial shit.
“I have to believe that caring for myself is not self indulgent. Caring for...”
– Audre Lorde (via hairfolliclesandnailcuticles)
Thank you, Lord, for signs from above.
menstruate:
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...”
– Augusten Burroughs (via fabulousbitch69)
northernfrownpour:
some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
“When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that...”
– Rick Warren, The Purpose Driven Life (via erraticintrovert)
Southerngirl K: 50 Great Lessons in Life.... →
southerngirlk:
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
5. What other people think of you is none of your business.
6. No one is in charge of…
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
My mom tryna make me retire my fave pairs of sandals.
NO.
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WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA? WHO WILL SURVIVE IN...
3lc3lc3lc:
What in the fuck was that Kanye? I told you to do some shit for the kids You can give me your muhfucking graduation ticket right now You will not walk across that stage, you won’t slide across that stage Muhfucka can’t pull you across that stage Kanye Who told you, see, I told you to do something uplifting I’m trynna get you out here with these white people and this how you gone do...
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
Denmark
katyissuperwholocked:
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
the-stench-of-that-impala:
I wish I lived with Tony Stark I bet he has a great internet connection
zackisontumblr:
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
“Love isn’t him calming you down when you yell. It’s him yelling, just as loud,...”
– (via thelovewhisperer)
A Scottish nightclub has installed a two-way... →
feminist-space:
purple-harlot:
boterocats:
The recently-opened Shimmy Club has installed the spyglass – normally associated with police interrogations – in two of its £800-a-time private function rooms.
A spokesman for the Glasgow venue, owned by millionaire entrepreneur Stefan King’s G1 Group, insists it does not allow male or mixed-sex groups to hire the rooms.
However, the Scottish...
